Kidnap the Prince Du Lacby Toni Adam Sung to the tune of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from The Nightmare Before Christmas. with apologies to Stone and Solon... All: Kidnap Mr. Prince Du Lac? Widow: I wanna do it! Jack: Let's draw straws! Rick Christmas: Shade said we should work together, Three of a Kind...
All: Birds of a feather!, Now and forever!
Kidnap the Prince Du Lac, Drop the Shroud of Night. Throw him on the roof and then Wait for the sun-light! Rick Christmas: First we're gonna put some blood Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate! Widow: Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big bad Ventrue man. We'll get Shade to come on out And when he's here he'll slice him up! All: Kidnap the Prince Du Lac, Throw him in a box. Bury him for 90 years, Then see if he talks! Widow: Then Justicar Masako ma'am, Can take the whole thing over then. She'll be so pleased that she'll declare, Shade rules Tuscola fair! All: Whee! Widow: I say that we take a cannon, Aim it at his door and then Knock three times and when he answers Prince Du Lac will be no more! Rick Christmas: You're so stupid, think now! If we blow him up to smithereens, We may lose some pieces, And then Shade will beat us black and green! All: Kidnap the Prince Du Lac, Tie him in a bag. Throw him in the ocean and See if he is sad! Because Justicar Masako is the meanest bitch around, If I were on her Ventrue List, I'd get out of town! Jack: She'll be so pleased by our success, That she'll reward us too, I'll bet! All: Perhaps I'll be a Lost Boy too! And make all fear me! Oooh! M's got her little Proxy and she takes her job with pride. She does her best to please her, and stay on her good side. Rick Christmas: I wish my cohorts were more fun... Widow: I'm not the dull one! Jack: You're no fun. Christmas: Shut up! Jack: Make me! Rick Christmas: I've got something, listen now! This one is real good, you'll see. We'll send an Archon to his door, Delivering a note to read. Now right behind we'll wait and hide, Until his curiosity Entices him to come outside, And then we'll have him, One, two, three! All: Kidnap the Prince Du Lac Hit him with a stake! Lock him up for 90 years, See what makes him break! Kidnap the Prince Du Lac, Chop him into bits! Justicar Masako is sure To get her kicks! Kidnap the Prince Du Lac, See what we will see! Lock him in Florent Manor, And throw away the Key! |