The lesser known, Minor Traditions
- Right of Personal Illusion: Thine elder looketh most
distinguished in that bee costume/mismatched plaid ensemble/raver
gear. Also, thine elder's dignity is enhanced by his chosen title
of "Herring Prince". Thou shalt not snicker. Even behind thine
hand.
- Right of Boredom: Thine elder may give long speeches reminding
thee of the obvious, and may hold eternal Primogen meetings, and
thou must suck it up.
- Right of Location, Location, Location: Thine elder may devise
complicated deathtraps reminiscent of the lairs of Batman or Bond
villains and require thee to attend Elysiums there.
- Right of Concentric Circles: Thine elder is the most obvious
target in the domain. If thou keepest thy mouth shut and thy
head down, thou mayest well outlive the preternaturally geriatric
nutcase.
Cass Whittington
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