Top Ten Pavis Rituals

You know, I think Pavis is great and there aren't enough Pavis-like rituals out there. I know there is Pavis of the Dark Dementia which wards off Dementation. Now don't get me wrong, that's a good start, but honestly people, don't you think we need a few more?

The top-ten most needed pavis rituals:

  1. Pavis of the Foul Nosferatu ('Cause damn, they's fuggly!)
  2. Pavis of the Lecher's Grope (for female Tremere who like tight clothing)
  3. Pavis of the Dork Dementation (a variation of Pavis of the the Dark Dementia that only stops those people who come to game and do nothing but use Haunting at random)
  4. Pavis of the NPCs Influence ("Oh, by the way Justicar Masako, that kimono makes you look like a maltempered burrito. Oh, isn't that sweet, the NPC is trying to slay me!")
  5. Pavis of the Nefarious Audit ("282 points over you say? Perhaps this package of Ding Dong's will change your mind...")
  6. Pavis of the After-game-restaurant Bill (anyone who has been the last person to leave the restaurant has seen this one in action)
  7. Pavis of the Disciplines of Serpentis, Obfuscate, Necromancy, and Quietus (some people argue that it should be given a cooler name)
  8. Pavis of the Foul Pavis (A Pavis useful for preventing pavis vs. pavis situations)
  9. Pavis of the Fowl Presence (for those chronicles that allow this rare changing breed)
  10. And finally, the number 1 most-needed Pavis!
    Pavis of the Foul Ass Whoopin'

P.S. Pavis comes from Pavo, the Latin root meaning peacock. I have no idea why.

By: Karl Schlipf (kschlipf@pdnt.com)